Better late than never? Dwarf Hunt!

Wanted for trying to impersonate a referee! Who was the king of the clowns at the FL that appointed this poison dwarf from Bournemouth to pretend to officiate a game between Bournemouth's two closest rivals?!!!!!! Couldn't make it up if ya tried, could ya? in 46 years of watching professional football, I have never seen anything that comes remotely close to his deplorable performance, bar Hans Segers Vs Everton. Or Richard Scumamore, re Wet Shame. Or Rob Styles Vs Liverpool & Man Utd @ The Theatre of Gloryhunters. Or Graham Poll Vs Arseholes. Initial thoughts at full time were that he's Roger Fitzpatrick's bastard son, who must have watched his old fella ref our game at Burnley in the 70's?

Back with a bang! : Come on you Mariners.

Sometimes life just can't get any better, can it? Today is one of those days, despite arriving home late from a business trip in the country within a country, Landan tarn! These union made, Florsheim Imperials in buffalo leather were sat waiting for me when I returned home, with the cherry on the cake being that those rob dogs at UK customs were swerved! First job in the morning; better laces! The TTS archive is now almost complete.